Things Do Not Always Go As Planned

Lastnight at 7:00pm a Classic Cartoon was on the TV. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. It was Tuesday, so I was single mom til 7:25pm. I fed you a hearty dinner filled with Reese's Puff Cereal, and warm Toaster Strudels. I had you guys in the tub by 6:00pm, to ensure you were clean, sleepered, lotioned, and ready to take it all in with the gleaming Christmas Tree in the background.

Bath time ended pretty fast once Lilly crapped in the tub. It was like a scene from a horror movie, when parents are thrashing to save their children. I pulled both kids out of the tub and pulled the plug to do an emergency DRAIN!. I thought about posting the picture of it, but do not want to ruin your lunch.
I got you kids ready for Rudolph, and had the tub soaking in bleach so we don't have an outbreak in Ecoli next week.

The opening scene started to play, and I felt my childhood come back for a moment until Lilly screamed...

DORA! DORA! DORA!

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