Potty Training 101

This Blog entry will not have any tips for potty training, just a heads up. Not really sure what I am doing.

You know as a new parent, when you hear someone say.. "Little Johnny Slept Through The Night at 5 weeks old." You instantly jump to conclusions thinking either you are totally doing something wrong, or they are complete liars!

I am pretty sure, that I will never be able to stand around a Happy Hour Table and proudly talk about how my kids picked up potty training "over a weekend."

I am at the stage of thinking anyone who has this "claim" is just not telling me The Ugly Truth. Lilly was sobbing Saturday morning, telling me "I don't want to grow up!"

Saturday Schedule:

Lilly:
Peed her pants at 8:25 am
Peed in the Potty at 8:50
Peed in the Potty at 9:05
Peed in the Potty at 9:12
Peed in her PANTS at 10:00
Peed in the Potty at 10:01
Peed in her PANTS at 10:30
Peed in the at 12:20
POOPED in the Potty at 12:55
NAP-TIME
Peed in her Pull Up
Peed on the Potty at 4:20
Peed on the POTTY 5:05
Peed on the POTTY at a Restaurant 6:00 pm
Peed on the POTTY at a Restaurant 7:00
Peed on the Potty at HOME at 7:30 pm
Bed Time

Charlie: 
Peed on the Potty at 8:50 am
Peed his pants 11:00 am
Peed on the Potty at 12:45 pm
NAP-TIME
Peed in Pull Up Over Nap
Peed on the Potty at 4:20 pm
Peed on the Potty at 5:05
Peed on the Potty at a Restaurant at 6:00 pm
Peed on the Potty at a Restaurant at 6:30 pm
Peed on the Potty at a Restaurant at 7:00 pm
Peed on the Potty at home at 7:30 pm
Peed on the Potty at home at 8 pm
Bed Time

Some of you may wonder "Why did they go out to eat?" We needed to get out of the house. It went better there than at home I felt like. The 5 trips I made to the bathroom with them, didn't bug me as much as I would of thought. Maybe it was the fact that Adam drove and I got to have a margarita the size of my head with dinner.